Now on Kindle A book by Steve Albrecht
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It’s a little serious, it’s a little funny, but it’s mostly seriously funny.
While reading this book, you might laugh, you might cry, you might cry while laughing, which would be awesome. You might even read something that in some very small way improves your life, or gives you a different perspective or way of thinking about an important life topic, such as marriage, parenting, getting older, guinea pigs, texting with emojis, wearing sweatpants, cooking shows, phallic gravestones, clogged toilets, and much, much, MUCH more.
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A ‘Seriously Funny Book’ Rhetorical Question
Why do dental hygienists try to have a conversation with you given that your mouth is WIDE open, full of saliva, and being poked and prodded with sharp and noisy instruments?
“aaah aaauh ahh.” — you, every 6 months
A ‘Seriously Funny Book’ Crazy But Maybe (Just Maybe) Genius Theory
Disneyworld was created with the purpose of conducting a massive and long running experiment to test and determine how long humans are willing and able to wait in a line, and the billions in profits are just a byproduct of that experiment.
A ‘Seriously Funny Book’ Parenting Tip
NEVER tell a sleep deprived parent of a screaming baby who just made a ‘stinky’ that their baby is ugly, unattractive, unappealing, unpleasant, or any word in the English language other than cute.
More On Parentingtotally unbiased. mostly.
“I laughed my ass off, which is saying something because I have a pretty big ass.”
“I am giving this book a 5 star online review. If Google would let me, I would give it a 6 star, and maybe even 7 star online review.”
“This book provided me with a lot of quick fixes and easy answers to many of life’s complex problems, which was great for me because I’m a busy idiot.”
“The author of this book, who I do not know and is definitely NOT me, provided me with hours of enjoyable reading and many intelligent insights that were worth much more than the full-retail price I paid for this book.”
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